Looking for a creative way to use your summer swimmies and skimpies one last time before you bundle them away and unbox your fall furries? The Rio Theatre has you covered, or uncovered, either works! Like an all-you-can-eat smorgasbord of Burlesque variety you'll want to keep going back to experience them all. 

A Burlesque Show About Nothing

How about we start with a contest. Let's see who can go the longest without... Laughing!

The cat –mrrreeeooowww– is out of the bag! Worlds collide in the best way, with Clare Voyeur Presents “A Burlesque Show About Nothing.” This Seinfeld burlesque parody show is the hilarious, bizarro night of dance performances (and partial nudity) that you never knew you needed, featuring even more of your favorite characters from the TV show.

We just blew your mind!

This is more than just Elaine’s full-body dry heave set to music. Jerry gets dirty, George lets loose and Kramer well, yada, yada, yada. More plot twists too hot for TV! Bring your schmoopie, or your friends, and find out if they’re real and they’re spectacular.

These tickets will sell out faster than the sponge! Giddyup!!

Saturday, September 7
Doors at 8:00 pm | Show at 9:00 pm *Start time subject to change. Please arrive on time.

General Admission Tickets (Main Floor Assigned / GA Balcony)  
$30 + s/c HERE | $35 at the door
VIP Experience (Priority seating rows 1-6) $50 + s/c HERE | $55 at the door

Featuring:
Clare Voyeur as Jerry
Dolly Dynamite as Elaine
Ryan Goshling as George
Dandy as Kramer
Clara Can Can and Velvet Cream as your favourite guest characters!

Please note: This is a parody production. “A Burlesque Show About Nothing” is not sponsored, endorsed by or affiliated with its creators, affiliated companies and/or third party licensors.

Glamour & Grit: Burlesque from Sparkle to Sin

Join local artist Cherry OnTop and a crew of mouth watering performers, starring NYC based, pin-up sensation, Audrey Love, in Glamour & Grit: Burlesque from Sparkle to Sin, as they show you all they have to offer: from the shine and sparkle of classic burlesque to the dark, dirty, and dangerous edge of neo-burlesque.

Every performer has different sides to their soul… Join us as we reveal just how gorgeously twisted our cast can be!

Saturday, September 14
Doors 8:15 pm | Show 9:00 pm *Start time subject to change. Please arrive on time.

Early Bird Tickets $25+ s/c HERE (Limited Number Available!)
Tickets $35+ s/c HERE | $40 at the door

Starring:

Audrey Love (NYC)
Genesis
Holly Graphic
Cherry OnTop
Valentina Veneno
The Dolls
and House of Grind
with Gia Sangria, Chelsea Hart and Maverick

Hosted by: Miss Kiss

The Vancouver Burlesque Co. Presents: Summer 2024 Student Showcase.

Still need more? Well look at that, there still happens to be a lot more with performers and  special guest artists yet to seen!

The Vancouver Burlesque Co. Presents: Summer 2024 Student Showcase. Celebrate their students and alumni while they present amazing group acts and stunning soloists. These shows are magic and they can’t wait to share the evening with friends, family and fans.

For September, The Vancouver Burlesque Co. is blessed with international headliner: Ruby Mimosa, the blonde bombshell from Seattle!

Friday, September 20
Doors 7:00 pm | Show 8:00 pm *Start time subject to change. Please arrive on time.
Advance tickets $25+ s/c HERE | $30 at the door
Hosted by: Miss Kiss

*Must be 19+ with ID for entry to all above events.